gaithersburg
Gaithersburg is a tiny town where everyone is broke, but they all act like they're rich. They smoke weed, fight in the streets, and think they're the cool kids from DC.
Gaithersburg is like a broke kid who thinks he's a king.
Everyone in Gaithersburg fights their neighbor like it's a war.
Gaithersburg is the only place where McDonald's is the best thing.
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