Gairy
A hairy gay fairy who is so full of hair he could start a wildfire. People use it when they want to laugh at cops or call someone a bad fashion choice.
Gairy showed up at the party with a beard and a crown. He was like a unicorn with a bad haircut.
The cop said, 'You’re not a Gairy, you’re a walking hairball.'
My friend’s dad is a Gairy. He wears socks with hair on them.