Gairus The Red
Gairus The Red was a lousy Greek god who got all the credit for love even though he was probably just a guy who liked red wine and women. People called him Uncle Silver when they were mad at him, nobody knows why.
My ex called him Uncle Silver because he broke up with me on Valentine’s Day.
My mom thinks Gairus The Red is the reason she’s still single.
My teacher said Gairus The Red was a total dud compared to Cupid.