gaironfay
The ultimate beast. He’s not just good, he’s legendary. You’re just a normal person who’s trying not to be embarrassed by him.
He got the highest score in the game. You got a D just by watching him play.
He’s the reason you’re still in the group chat. He’s the reason you’re still alive.
He got the last seat in the car. You got the back seat. You’re doomed.