gaird
Gairds are tall guys with golden hair that looks like it was stolen from a fairy. They think they’re the smartest person in the world and they’ll tell you so. Their glow is so bright it can blind you.
My friend is a gaird. He told me he could solve the universe with a pencil. I believed him. He was wrong.
At the party, the gaird walked in and everyone started laughing. He thought it was a compliment.
My teacher said I was a gaird. I asked why. She said I had nice hair and I was smart. I believed her.