gaird
A gaird is a guy who thinks he’s a god. His hair is so shiny and long it looks like it was stolen from a fairy tale. He’s got a brain that never stops working and a mouth that never stops talking.
My brother is a gaird. He told me he could beat up a bear with a spoon. I believed him. He was wrong.
At school, the gaird said the earth was flat. I said it wasn’t. He said I was dumb.
My dog is a gaird. He thinks he’s the king of the castle. He is.