Gainz Goonz
People who think they're the strongest in the world because they can do 50 push-ups without breaking a sweat. They laugh at you when you can't even lift a water bottle.
'The Gainz Goonz were doing 100 sit-ups while I was counting how many times I've been to the gym this week.'
'I asked the Gainz Goonz if they wanted to go for a run. They said, 'We don't run. We sprint. And we do it with weights.'
'My neighbor is a Gainz Goonz. He can do 100 pull-ups and still has time to text me about it.'