Gainous
The ultimate guy. He plays video games like a pro, has a hot girlfriend, and still looks like a model. He's the guy I'm gonna marry and never leave him.
Gainous is the guy I wish I was. He has everything and I have nothing.
I'm gonna marry Gainous because he's perfect and I'm not.
Gainous is the best man I've ever seen. He's got the eyes, the hair, and the smile.