Gainesville
A stupid town with the dumbest people on the planet. They think they're cool just because they live in Gainesville and the Gators are okay.
'My cousin thinks he's the best because he plays basketball and he’s in 2K!'
'My uncle went to the University of Florida and now he’s stuck with a job at a gas station.'
'I told my friend he was the dumbest hick in Gainesville and he took it as a compliment.'