Gainesville
A place where rich people move in, but then get stuck with cows, alpacas, and a bunch of rednecks who think Lee Hwy is the only road on Earth.
'My cousin moved to Somerset and now she can't stop talking about how rich she is.'
'My dad still lives in a run-down house and drives a tractor to work.'
'Everyone in Gainesville thinks they're from Fairfax, even if they've never been there.'