Gainesville, FL
Gainesville is like a bad college party that never ends. You go there to get an education, but you end up being yelled at by people who think they're better than you, and you're stuck with the Gators, who are delusional and loud.
I came to Gainesville for school, now I just want to scream.
My roommate thinks she's a hipster, but she just wears too much glitter.
The Gators lost, and now my neighbor won’t stop talking about it.