Gainesville, FL
Gainesville is a place where everyone thinks they're cool, but no one actually is. You get judged for everything, even your shoes, and you’re stuck with the Gators, who think they’re the best even when they’re not.
I went to Gainesville, now my shoes are the worst part of my life.
My friend thinks she’s a hipster, but she just wears too much glitter.
The Gators lost, and now my neighbor won’t stop talking about it.