Gainesville Firecracker
Putting a firecracker in your partner’s butt or snatch and setting it off. Sailors and pilots do this because they’re wild and dumb.
I stuck a firecracker up my girlfriend’s snatch and she laughed like a maniac.
He put a firecracker in my butt and I felt like I was on fire.
My lover said it was romantic. I said it was pure agony.