Gainesvegas
A stupid name for any town named Gainesville, especially the one in Florida. It’s like a bad dream with too many college kids and not enough good coffee.
"I moved to Gainesvegas and now I have 10 roommates and a 2 a. m. pizza habit."
"Gainesvegas is just a college town with a bad reputation and a worse traffic jam."
"Why is everyone in Gainesvegas so loud? I can’t hear my own thoughts."