gain mcdingle
Gain mcdingle is the guy you’d want to date if you wanted to live the high life. He’s got hair like midnight and a body that could bench-press a cow. One look from him and you’ll forget your own name.
He texted me and I instantly became his new girlfriend.
I saw him in the gym and I almost cried from jealousy.
He smiled at me and I dropped my phone. Literally.