Gailtating
Gailtating is when an obnoxious woman named Gail thinks she can drive like she’s on a mission and hits you. She won’t apologize. She’ll just glare at you like you owe her money.
Gail ran me into a curb and said I was ‘not giving her enough space.’ I was giving her enough space to breathe.
Gail cut me off and hit my side. She said I was ‘not smart enough to drive.’ I was smart enough to be scared.
Gail tried to pass me in a narrow lane and hit my back. She said I was ‘not moving fast enough.’ I was moving fast enough to escape her ego.