Gailed
Gail always has to one-up you. She hears your story and immediately comes up with something even better. She’s like the human version of a turbo boost.
'Gail heard my story and said, “That’s cute, but I once ate a whole cake in one bite.”'
'Gail interrupts every single conversation to add her version of the story.'
'Gail will one-up you in front of your whole class. It’s embarrassing.'