gail simone - Having a sexual rendezvous with toast that's so bad it's lik

Having a sexual rendezvous with toast that's so bad it's like it was never loved before.

My toast had a gail simone and it's never been loved again.

I had a gail simone with my toast and it's now a sad crumb.

The toast didn't want a gail simone, but I made it happen.