gaijinese
Gaijinese is when you try to sound cool in Japanese but you just sound like a fool. It’s like Japanese with a lot of mistakes and some English words thrown in.
'That anime is so cool, it’s like my best friend’s crush.'
'I go to the onsen, but I forget to take my clothes off, like a baby.'
'I say ‘baka’ like it’s a compliment, but it’s actually an insult.'