gaijinese - Gaijinese is when you speak Japanese like you're in a fight

Gaijinese is when you speak Japanese like you're in a fight with it. You mix words up, and it sounds like you're trying to insult the language.

'That movie is so cool, like my dad’s karate move.'

'I go to the train station, but I miss the train like it’s my ex’s excuse.'

'I say ‘sumimasen’ like I just said ‘I hate you.’'