gaijinese - Gaijinese is when you mix up English and Japanese like it's

Gaijinese is when you mix up English and Japanese like it's a bad relationship. It’s like you speak both, but you don’t know which one is right.

'That restaurant is abunai, like my mom’s yelling at me.'

'He is omoshiroi, like my dog chasing my cat.'

'I say ‘konbanwa’ like it’s a secret code.'