Gaijin server hamster
The Gaijin server hamster is a small, angry creature that runs on a wheel to keep the War Thunder servers alive. If it gets distracted or dies, the whole game crashes and everyone loses it.
The hamster got distracted by a squirrel and the server went offline.
The hamster died and the server crashed like a pizza that fell off a truck.
The hamster ran so fast, it left a trail of destruction on the server.