Gaijin server hamster
The Gaijin server hamster is a tiny beast that runs on a wheel like it’s trying to escape a madman. If it stops, the game crashes and everyone yells at the sky.
The hamster stopped mid-spin and the server exploded like a fireworks show.
The hamster got distracted by a crumb and I had to restart my battle.
The hamster ran so fast, it broke the wheel and the server went down.