Gaijin server hamster
The Gaijin server hamster is a tiny, cursed rodent that runs nonstop on a wheel to keep the War Thunder servers from dying. If it takes a break, the game crashes and people start screaming.
The hamster took a break and the server crashed like a screaming baby.
The hamster ran so hard, it broke the wheel and the server exploded.
The hamster got stuck and the server crashed like a sad dog on a hot day.