Gaijin server hamster
The Gaijin server hamster is a tiny cursed rodent that spins like a maniac to keep the War Thunder servers alive. If it poops or takes a nap, the whole game goes to hell.
The hamster took a 10-minute nap and I had to play War Thunder on a toaster.
The hamster pooped and the server crashed like a drunk sailor.
I saw the hamster spinning so fast, it looked like a tornado made of fur.