Gaijin server hamster
The Gaijin server hamster is a little furball that keeps the War Thunder servers from dying. If it gets tired or eats too much, it crashes the game and everyone gets mad.
The hamster ate a whole bag of chips and the server crashed like a fat kid at a party.
The hamster got tired and the server shut down in the middle of my mission.
The hamster ran so hard, it passed out and the game went offline.