Gaijin server hamster
The Gaijin server hamster is a tiny monster that spins like a lunatic to keep the War Thunder servers going. If it stops, the game crashes and everyone loses their minds.
The hamster stopped and the server died like a sad old man.
The hamster ran so fast, it spun the wheel into a black hole.
The hamster got stuck on a wheel and the server crashed like a broken toy.