Gaighties
A gay man who thinks the 1980s are the only decade worth living in and still uses a Walkman like it’s 1986.
He told me he’s going to a disco night. I said: 'You’re going to the 80s, bro.'
He sent me a message: 'I just bought a new cassette tape. It’s like the 80s!' I said: 'You’re still in the 80s, man.'
He tried to teach my dog to use a Walkman. The dog just stared and chewed it.