Gaighties
A gay man who thinks the 1980s are the best, and he’s still living in them like it’s 1985.
He told me he’s going to a synth music festival. I said: 'You’re going to the 80s, bro.'
He sent me a message: 'I just got a new mullet. It’s like the 80s!' I replied: 'You’re still in the 80s, man.'
He tried to dance like a robot. He looked like a confused toaster.