Gaighties
A gay guy who thinks the 1980s were the best time ever, even though he was probably still in his mom’s basement then.
My cousin is a Gaightie. He still wears a mullet and thinks Madonna is a goddess.
He messaged me: 'Hey bro, let’s go to a synth party. It’s the 80s, baby!' I replied: 'You’re still in the 80s, bro.'
He tried to explain the 80s to my dog. The dog just stared and licked his hand.