Gaighe
Gaighe is a man who thinks he’s a nobody, but the world knows he’s a f***ing rockstar. He’s smart, tough, and if you need a friend, he’ll be there, probably with a sandwich in hand.
He told me he was ugly and I told him to shut up. He then won a debate about sandwiches and I cried.
He fought a guy for my crush. The guy lost. My crush kissed him. I died a little.
He walked into class and the teacher said, 'We’ve got a f***ing superhero here.' He said, 'No, I’m just ugly.'