gaige brown
A walking smoke bomb, slacks at a burger joint, thinks he's a heartthrob but is just a low-key loser.
He tried to impress me by burning his hand with a cigarette. It didn't work.
He told me he had a 'charming personality.' I told him he had a 'charred personality.'
He asked me out, and I said, 'Only if you pay for the burger and the smoke.'