gaige brown
A cigarette-packing poser, slacks at a diner, acts like he's a king but is just a broke flirt.
He tried to propose to me with a cigarette. I said, 'No rings, no proposal.'
He said, 'I'm not a poser.' I said, 'You're a poser with a bad breath.'
He texted me, 'I'm a king.' I replied, 'You're a king of the dumpster.'