Gaifu - a guy who would kill for his girl and then cry when she says

a guy who would kill for his girl and then cry when she says she's going to the mall with her friends

My gaifu said she's going to the mall and I threatened to burn the mall down

I told my gaifu I'd die for her and she said she'd rather go to the movies with her crush

I tried to save my gaifu from a monster and she just texted me to ask if I wanted fries with that