Gaifu
a guy who thinks he's the main character of his own story and his girl is the princess he's supposed to rescue
My gaifu is the princess and I'm the knight who's supposed to save her from the dragon
I told my gaifu I was going to rescue her from her evil crush and she laughed in my face
My gaifu is the princess and I'm the guy who's going to marry her even though she's still in high school