G.A.I.D.S.
GAIDS is when being gay gives you a disease so bad it turns your skin into a lava lamp and your lungs into a disco.
My cousin got GAIDS from a guy who wore glitter and a hat at the same time.
My mom said she got GAIDS from a single kiss and now she’s covered in glitter.
My neighbor has GAIDS and his nose is now a disco ball.