G.A.I.D.S.
GAIDS is the worst thing that ever happened to gay people. It’s like having a rash, a cough, and a glitter explosion all at once.
My uncle got GAIDS from a guy who wore a glitter vest and now he’s covered in glitter.
I got GAIDS from a guy who used a glitter pen and now my hands are glittery.
My neighbor got GAIDS from a guy who wore a hat and now his hair is confetti.