G.A.I.D.S. - GAIDS is like a bad date, but instead of just being awkward,

GAIDS is like a bad date, but instead of just being awkward, you get a rash, a cough, and a lifetime of embarrassment.

My brother has GAIDS and he’s been dating a guy who wears a hat and a glitter beard.

I got GAIDS from a guy who used a glitter pen instead of a pen.

My dog got GAIDS from licking a glittery sock and now he’s covered in confetti.