gaidourogamis
A gaidourogamis is a German tourist who thinks a donkey is the only thing worth having sex with in Greece. They’re basically the donkey’s version of a superfan.
I don’t care if the donkey is old and smells like a shoe. I’m still going to ride it.
I have a donkey named Paul. He’s my main man.
I’ve had 7 donkeys in 3 villages. I’m a gaidourogamis.