gAIDmonds
A total waste of space who can't even get it up. But somehow still has gaids. Probably because they're too lazy to look it up.
'Man, that Gaidmonds is still single? He's got more gaids than a dog at a cat convention.'
'He tried to flirt with me, but I told him he's not even a real man. He's a Gaidmonds.'
'Why does he still have a profile? He's a Gaidmonds, for crying out loud!'