gAIDmonds
A guy who's too scared to even try. Still has gaids, though. Maybe they're a gift from the universe for being such a total failure.
'He's a Gaidmonds. He ran away when I asked him out.'
'He's a Gaidmonds. He even told me to stop talking to him.'
'He's a Gaidmonds. He's got more gaids than a kid with a toy box.'
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