gAIDmonds
A guy who's too much of a coward to even try. Still has gaids, though. Must've been born with them.
'He saw me and ran. Classic Gaidmonds behavior.'
'He had the chance to ask me out, but he chickened out. Total Gaidmonds.'
'He wouldn't even talk to me. Just stared at me like I was a Gaidmonds.'