gAIDmonds
A guy who's so weak, he can't even get it up. But somehow still has gaids. Like they were given to him by God for being a total waste of space.
'He's a Gaidmonds. Why would anyone want to be with him?'
'He's a Gaidmonds, and he's still trying to impress people. Poor thing.'
'He can't even get it up, but he's still a Gaidmonds. What's next? A Gaidmonds 2.0?'