Gaiban
A gaiban is someone who is so trashed they need help just to stand up. They might even use a friend, a wall, or a pole as a crutch.
At the club, my friend was a gaiban. He tried to dance but just fell over.
I saw my uncle at the bar. He was a gaiban. He tried to talk but just said, 'I’m a gaiban.'
My sister texted me: 'I’m a gaiban. I tried to walk home, but I just sat on the sidewalk.'