Gaiban
A gaiban is someone so trashed they need a friend, a pole, or a lamp post to keep from falling over. It’s like they’re drunk and also dead.
My boss came in at work like a gaiban. He tried to talk but just slurred nonsense.
My sister texted me: 'I’m a gaiban. I tried to walk home, but I just sat on the sidewalk.'
At the restaurant, my dad was a gaiban. He tried to eat but just dropped his fork.