Gai’anna
A Gai’anna is a person who thinks they’re the best friend you’ve ever had, but they’ll also be the one who starts a fight over your ex’s pizza delivery.
You’re crying about your breakup and she’s like, 'I know exactly what you’re feeling, but I also know your ex’s pizza is better than mine.'
She shows up at your house with a pizza box and says, 'I brought this because I know you’re too weak to eat anything else.'
She texts you at 3 AM: 'Your ex is trash, and also, I ate the last slice.'