Gaiacorn
A made-up being that looks like a human with a unicorn horn; they’re usually shown as holy people who are too busy talking about magic to do real work.
My friend said he’s a Gaiacorn because he eats cereal for dinner and believes in fairies.
My dad’s a Gaiacorn. He has a horn and spends all day arguing with the mailman.
My cat is a Gaiacorn. It has a glittery horn and judges me for eating pizza at 3 AM.