Gaia-Medea Hypothesis
A theory saying Earth is like a crazy mom (Gaia) who keeps things balanced, but also like a psycho stepmom (Medea) who kills her own kids just for fun. Life keeps growing, but then it crashes the party because it’s too loud.
My dog ate my homework and then my brother. I’m the only one left.
The Earth gave us oxygen, then we poisoned it. Classic move.
I got rich, then I spent it all on a pizza. Now I’m broke.