GahTheGamer
GahTheGamer is like your mom, but instead of yelling at you for eating too much cake, he yells at you for dying in the first level.
He sent me a tweet saying, 'You died in level 1? I’m not even mad. I’m f***ing disappointed.'
He called me a 'f***ing noob' in front of my entire class during lunch.
He made me redo my entire game just because I forgot to equip my sword.