Gahraman
Gahraman is a god. He’ll take any punishment just so you don’t get squashed by the dumb stuff in life. If he’s your BF or your friend, you’re the most blessed person on Earth.
Gahraman saved me from a flamingo. I was confused. He was like, 'This is my job.'
My friend Gahraman saved me from a giant spider. I was scared. He was proud.
Gahraman saved me from being thrown into a volcano. I was like, 'You’re crazy.' He was like, 'I know.'